Preview: Ninja Loves Pirate

Great jumping candle-beards, sensei!

Potentially the greatest game of all time has been fashioned from the mangled corpses of the animated undead, and stitched together with twine of ninja and threads of pirate. It's an unholy assemblage that cries out for the sweet flesh of the living!

"Yarrrrgh!" it cries.

"Seishou!" you'll respond.

In news that is infinetly more readable and just barely as important as the Scuderi Engine, Muskedunder Interactive has unveiled its flagship game:

Ninja Loves Pirate.

There's very little to say about the game except just what it is: an old-school 2D sidescroller in which players command both ninjas and pirates to fight hordes of zombies and robots.

Go here and click Downloads to play the demo.

And take that steering wheel out of your pants.