Trojan Pants, Victorious
Tro·jan pants'trO-j&n 'pantz
noun plural
1a : any of the tight-fitting women's pant styles that create a false impression of the firmness and/or shapeliness of the wearer's posterior 1b: designer-brand pants bought at excessive cost specifically for the purpose of tricking men into believing that the wearer has "a nice ass"
: Dude, remember that girl with the nice ass from the restaurant? Well it turned out those were Trojan pants. I got ambushed by the real ass last night. Egad!
2 : an artificial support or padded undergarment that creates the illusion of the wearer having a "peach bottom" [see photograph; (further exposition here)]
posted by cechols @ 10:35 AM
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4 Comments:
Question. Is this entry merely an excuse to have a reason to post that picture on your blog? Hahaha.
--DW
Ha. As good an answer as that is, it's actually an excuse to post the definition of "Trojan pants" on my blog.
The term, created by us at trivia, is destined for the popular lexicon. I'm just spreading the word. Literally.
That, and I wanted to warn guys that now girls will be tricking them with the Wonderbra pushup ass.
What happened to this blog being 'family friendly' Eh?
Tsk. Tsk.
I think this is the definition of "family friendly."
Identifying Trojan pants is hard-hitting news. I mean, look at those stories on To Catch A Predator. It might not be the show you let your 8 year-old watch, but it's Emmy-winning journalism.
I'm just trying to protect the naive, uninformed consumer. It's a public service, really.
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